Beware of me!

I had one of "those" encounters the other day...

While walking to get lunch a man walking in front kept stopping in front of me and then would block my way as I tried to walk past him. When I first noticed him I did make a mental note that he looked disheveled and possibly homeless. After we crossed the street he looked at me and something to the effect of "does that come naturally to you?" to which I replied "does what come naturally to me?" He then made a statement about my third eye and my use of mental powers for evil. I told him that I didn't know what he was talking about to which he asked if I knew the police chief because I was "guilty of great crimes and that I people like me were usually well connected."

At this point I decided that I should probably end the conversation, even though it could've become very interesting from here. Regardless, I was hungry and dying for some Perfect Pita and Mama Zuma's chips.